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  Por Vida Bolt.

Despues de atravesar seis días con COVID (por segunda vez en seis meses), seis dias más apartada de mi familia en un improvisado dormitorio en el lavadero, amanecí el pasado lunes llena de vigor y dispuesta a seguir adelante con mi vida.

Mis hijas, por prevención habian ido a la casa de mi hermana y solo Oscar, mi esposo, estaba en la casa. Al ver que estaba bastrante recuperada, él decidió ir a Home Depot a comprar lámparas que se habían quemado en el garage y de allí a su trabajo. 

Sola en mi casa, decidí servir una copa de vino, llenar la bañera con jabón espumante y relajarme sumergida por al menos una hora mientras escuchaba las mejores baladas de Norah Jones. Si piensan que me dedique a recapacitar y teorizar acerca de mi vida, están equivocados. Todo pasó por beber vino y tratar de dejar mi mente en blanco.

Ya cuando mi piel se arrugaba, me levanté de la tina para comenzar las últimas actividades hogareñas y recoger a mis hijas  antes de retornar a trabajar al día siguiente.

Acababa de salir de la ducha cuando me di cuenta de que no había toallas en el baño. Sabiendo que estaba sola en casa, decidí caminar desnuda hasta mi habitación. En el cuarto tampoco pude encontrar toallas por lo que decidí ver si quedaba alguna limpia en el lavadero.

Tuve que pasar frente a la puerta principal un par de veces. (Desde mi pieza a esa habitación y de allí a donde generalmente dejamos la ropa seca, en una alacena junto a la entrada del garaje)

A la tercera pasada me di cuenta que la puerta, unos días atrás adornada con un vidrio opacado y esmerilado de color verde oscuro, había sido reemplazado por uno completamente de vidrio transparente. (Luego me enteré que se había roto el original) En esta pasada, miré hacia la puerta y vi a una familia de testigos de Jehová que estaba a punto de llamar a la puerta con sus pequeños folletos. Me quedé tiesa. El hombre, la mujer y una jovencita también quedaron petrificados. Lo único que se me ocurrió hacer fue saludarlos con la mano y ellos me devolvieron el saludo muy lentamente y con una expresión congelada en sus rostros. Abrí apenas la puerta y tomé sus folletos, agradeciendo.

 Se fueron bastante rápido.

 

 


PrisioneroEnArgentina.com

Setiembre 21, 2022


 

18 thoughts on “La mejor manera de espantar molestos”

  1. Why this never happens to me when I do some repair in a hot girl house????

  2. Lo mio es peor, entra mi hermana al baño, me saca una foto y deja el telefono abierto, arriba de la mesa de la cocina…. mi viejo… el amigo y un señor que vino a arreglar la heladera… y yo como dios me trajo al mundo en la pantalla del celu….

    • Pipi2525252525
    • posted on September 21, 2022

    Ni me imagino que hubiera hecho yo… roja fuego

  3. Vida… you’re the best
    I LOL with your anecdotes..

    • Thom-Thom
    • posted on September 21, 2022

    A friend and I accidentally got into a nude beach…. LOL 🙂

    1. How convenient

    • Robert Janese
    • posted on September 21, 2022

    I’m not into fashion as a hobby but i somehow i ended up being a director of a fashion show in college
    I accidentally walked in on one of the best shaped girls there fully nude…

  4. Estaba hablando con mi vieja y no me di cuenta que estaba la camara del telefono encendida

    • Rob
    • posted on September 21, 2022

    At my school, we used to have a teacher that would talk about this club, or something were nudity was allowed and she was a member…

  5. My half-brother. I was 14 and I needed to ask him about something, I can’t remember what. It was about 8pm. Well, the front door wasn’t locked, and I did knock first, so I just walked in, and I got the shock of my young life. My half-brother was coming out of the bathroom and was naked and fully erect, heading for the bedroom. I’ve seen two other guys in my life that had erections that were as huge as his, scared the living hell out of me. I just froze, it was the first naked male I had ever seen. As soon as he disappeared into the bedroom I ran out as quickly and as quietly as I could. I never looked at him the same. My poor sister-in-law. No wonder she hated sex. This is the first time I’ve ever told anyone.

  6. One time I went to this play in Syracuse, and it was a show put on by young adults. (16-25 I think). I don’t remember the name of the play, but at one seen in it, a woman had to lay down dramatically, and her bazingas just popped right out. Everyone lost it, but damn she kept her act together

  7. hace una semana, pase desnuda frente a la ventana de mi depto y justo se cayeron las cortinas. Mi vecina casi se cae tambien.

    • Alexa Ohno
    • posted on September 21, 2022

    I come out of the bathroom naked cuzz my roommate was at work… but her parents were waiting for her in the living-room…

    • Gregg F.
    • posted on September 21, 2022

    My best friend and I were at one of my mom’s best friend’s house (she was gorgeous) waiting to take her daughter out trick-or-treating. I was laying on the floor watching TV, and this woman comes out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a nightgown (it was kind of sheer) and steps over my head to change the channel. I got the best show of my young life and it took everything in me to not stick my finger up in that beautiful Bush. She had been standing there for a few seconds. Later my friend and I compared notes and told no one. I never got to tell her I had a crush on her,

    • Ollie
    • posted on September 21, 2022

    A friend of mine was wearing a skirt (no panties) and decided that climbing a latter letter was a good idea. It was a very good rest of the day. we’ve been dating for 2 years now

  8. I was at muscle Beach in California. Sitting in the sand minding my own business, a girl came from the street to within three feet from me. She changed from her street clothes into her swimsuit. She did not care that I was enjoying a spectacular veiw. Those around me noticed that I was the American. My body language was a dead giveaway!

    • Jalia E.
    • posted on September 21, 2022

    I jumped off a really really high diving board. I was wearing a loose-fitting bikini. When I landed in the water, my bikini top slipped up and my breasts were revealed to everybody. I pulled it down quickly and left the pool blushing.

      • Abs1
      • posted on September 21, 2022

      Too bad I wasn’t there… 🙂

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