Una historia que debería permanecer en secreto

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  Por Vida Bolt.

Hace mucho tiempo, much antes de conocer a Oscar, mi marido, estaba envuelta en una relación con alguien con quien no debería haber tenido. Esto no se debe a que fuera un delincuente o mala persna, sino que era muy particular. Muy restringidopr sumadre, dueño de una fobia espeluznante a todo ser vivo, desde bacterias hasta animales, y estando bajo el radar de su tirana madre, nos escabullíamos solo para encontrarnos. Yo tenía 18 o 19 años. Él, cercano a los treinta. En una oprtunidad debió viajar a Colorado para retirar las propiedades de una cabaña en la que vivía su tía y poner esta edificación a la venta, ya que su tía se mudaba con su hija. Decidimos ir juntos.  Estábamos alojados en la casa  muy fresca, rústica, con chimeneas, el tipo de lugar en el que las puertas están cerradas con llave porque hay osos merodeando en los alrededores.

Estábamos durmiendo en habitaciones separadas, pero en medio de la noche decido, muy inusualmente para mí, ser aventurada.

Así que comencé a pensar que soy una gatita súper sexual, me pongo nada más que una bata de baño y me meto a escondidas en su habitación. Me quito la bata y me meto debajo de las sábanas, donde está dormido, y me subo encima de él, con la intención de despertarlo en medio de la noche y encarnar a esta mujer de fantasía sexualmente aventurera que he creado en mi cabeza.

Entonces se despierta sobresaltado, grita y me empuja fuera de la cama porque, como me explicó más tarde, el pensó que se trataba de un oso.

Este momento estelar fue seguido por una gran confusión de su parte (es decir, “¿Qué estás haciendo? ¿Por qué estás aquí?“, no es exactamente el escenario de mis sueños) y luego yo me escondí debajo de la cama desnuda durante unos 15 minutos humillada y por si acaso, un oso apareciera. Su tía vino a ver de qué se trataba el grito y el golpe fuerte que ocasionó mi caída. Aunque el sonido de mi ego desinflándose puede haber sido más fuerte. Fue esta gran señora que me cobijó con su bata y con un grandísimo consejo: Sacarme de encima a ese extraño hombre.

Yo pensé que era un gatito sexual, él pensó que era un oso.

 

 


PrisioneroEnArgentina.com

Enero 26, 2022


 

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Brandon Hoppa
Brandon Hoppa
3 years ago

A gentleman can’t tell…

C.Y. Longsmire
3 years ago

Nothing too bad, but my SO’s girlfriend’s mom walked in on us one time having sex

miranda cole
miranda cole
3 years ago
Reply to  C.Y. Longsmire

What is “SO” ?

Liz Kirkland
Liz Kirkland
3 years ago
Reply to  miranda cole

Significant Other

miranda cole
miranda cole
3 years ago
Reply to  Liz Kirkland

so confusing

Russell Wainvaughm
Russell Wainvaughm
3 years ago
Reply to  miranda cole

Indeed

danika young-coleman
danika young-coleman
3 years ago
Reply to  miranda cole

the mom of his girlfriend’s girlfriend…?

Leo Shaffner
Leo Shaffner
3 years ago

LOL you are the best, gurl

chaundra johnson
chaundra johnson
3 years ago

Oh Girl, you are a trip… :0

Amir Okimba
3 years ago

made me chuckle 🙂

Diegote
Diegote
3 years ago

También en el medio del apoliyo

drew limairy
drew limairy
3 years ago

I was eating out a friend of mine at her house while her mom in the other room. Eat her for about an hour straight. When I was leaving her mom gave us a smile and said “sounds like you had a little fun time”

Kristen Masayoshi
3 years ago

Literally in fits of laughter about your story because it actually happens things like that

Randy brown
Randy brown
3 years ago

You cracked me up, girl.

hayden bryff
hayden bryff
3 years ago

This reminds me the time we my BF and I were camping
He tried to scare me, and I hit him with a fishing pole.

Shaquoia Johns
Shaquoia Johns
3 years ago

One time, me and an ex-boyfriend were all alone in the choir room downstairs of our high school. We were cleaning out the cage where our school kept band instruments and such, and we had finished early. So why not? Long story short, he got way too into it, and clipped his “thingy” against my braces. He cut his you knew what horrendously, and he was the QB in our HS team. He couldn’t play until his manhood healed.

Josephine Sola
Josephine Sola
3 years ago
Reply to  Shaquoia Johns

T.M.I.

Turboman
Turboman
3 years ago
Reply to  Shaquoia Johns

Oh mine

carlos toppi
3 years ago

Si yo cuento mis historias todas mis ex novias me cualgan del obelisco.

the.wrong.candidate
3 years ago

My first serious lover and I discovered the joys of cybersex and my lover’s mom unfortunately looked through the phone and discovered some sexy text messages and hated me from then on, claiming that I “ruined her offspring” and that I was a “devil child”. I felt so awful, but it’s thanks to people like you Vida, that I realize that there is no shame in being sexual.

earl maccarzzenny
3 years ago

I was with a with a partner once long long time ago and we were having a rather spirited love making session. Now I had a bit of a hole in my sheet (not a euphemism) and I noticed that my foot was caught in it – but things were going to well for me to care just then. So we continue to go at it and just when I was about to climax I heard the sheet rip.So I am still on top of her, we are both drenched in sweat and breathing heavy when I look at her and say “Damn! I think I made that hole bigger!” It wasn’t until I saw the look of absolute mortification on her face that I realized she was not aware of the hole in the sheet and thought I was referring to… ummmm… something else…

kennadi barrows
3 years ago

Hahaha You shoulda growl like a bear

melody dominguez
3 years ago

Yo hubiera pensado lo mismo…

marina takanawa
3 years ago

Una vez mis padres estaban teniendo sexo (escuché gemidos en la otra habitación) y de repente escuché a mi mamá comenzar a gritar como loca durante 2 minutos.

adriana.salas.1985
3 years ago

Un idolo total tu padre…

Caty Caballero
Caty Caballero
3 years ago

El viejo es el macho argentino !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GMC
GMC
3 years ago

This is too much 🙂

FLOREN ITRESCU
3 years ago

Îmi plac aceste povești sexuale amuzante. Ele arată adevărata natură umană

daniel_lamonega
3 years ago

Bueno, el pobre se equivoco..che

vida
3 years ago

I don’t blame him LOL

chick laurenti
3 years ago

Vida, you are awesome. This is what I love about you. You are not afraid to show that humans are flawed! The subjects you cover are so taboo in culture that some people never learn about them. You are helping educate the uneducated and diminish stigmas. You had helped so many people and I love you for it.

declan gilbertson
3 years ago
Reply to  chick laurenti

I think Society has shown over thousands and thousands and thousands of years that we are all flawed

vida
3 years ago

Saddly, that’s so true, Declan.

vida
3 years ago
Reply to  chick laurenti

Thank you so much, Chick.
Love your hairstyle BTW

Mammie Carbin
3 years ago

I don’t see why this is embarrassing…
It’s just fuckin’ hilarious 🙂

vida
3 years ago
Reply to  Mammie Carbin

Thanks, Mammie 🙂

juanjo de la fuente
3 years ago

Ese tipo es tan pelotudo que en mi barrio saben como le diriamos?
EL PELOTUDO

vida
3 years ago

Hi Juango… I didn’t have the chance to see “it”… honestly…

Non-Beautiful and the Beast
Non-Beautiful and the Beast
3 years ago

Well… at least you didn’t marry this guy…

vida
3 years ago

And I married Oscar…. what a consolation prize! LOL

Anonymous
Anonymous
3 years ago

Vida Bolt, eres una sexópata.

vida
3 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Ha ha ha ha… 🙂 You are so right….
(As the matter of fact… I am !!!!) 🙂

mo'keisha murray
mo'keisha murray
3 years ago
Reply to  vida

I am right there with ya.

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