Hace mucho tiempo, much antes de conocer a Oscar, mi marido, estaba envuelta en una relación con alguien con quien no debería haber tenido. Esto no se debe a que fuera un delincuente o mala persna, sino que era muy particular. Muy restringidopr sumadre, dueño de una fobia espeluznante a todo ser vivo, desde bacterias hasta animales, y estando bajo el radar de su tirana madre, nos escabullíamos solo para encontrarnos. Yo tenía 18 o 19 años. Él, cercano a los treinta. En una oprtunidad debió viajar a Colorado para retirar las propiedades de una cabaña en la que vivía su tía y poner esta edificación a la venta, ya que su tía se mudaba con su hija. Decidimos ir juntos. Estábamos alojados en la casa muy fresca, rústica, con chimeneas, el tipo de lugar en el que las puertas están cerradas con llave porque hay osos merodeando en los alrededores.
Estábamos durmiendo en habitaciones separadas, pero en medio de la noche decido, muy inusualmente para mí, ser aventurada.
Así que comencé a pensar que soy una gatita súper sexual, me pongo nada más que una bata de baño y me meto a escondidas en su habitación. Me quito la bata y me meto debajo de las sábanas, donde está dormido, y me subo encima de él, con la intención de despertarlo en medio de la noche y encarnar a esta mujer de fantasía sexualmente aventurera que he creado en mi cabeza.
Entonces se despierta sobresaltado, grita y me empuja fuera de la cama porque, como me explicó más tarde, el pensó que se trataba de un oso.
Este momento estelar fue seguido por una gran confusión de su parte (es decir, “¿Qué estás haciendo? ¿Por qué estás aquí?“, no es exactamente el escenario de mis sueños) y luego yo me escondí debajo de la cama desnuda durante unos 15 minutos humillada y por si acaso, un oso apareciera. Su tía vino a ver de qué se trataba el grito y el golpe fuerte que ocasionó mi caída. Aunque el sonido de mi ego desinflándose puede haber sido más fuerte. Fue esta gran señora que me cobijó con su bata y con un grandísimo consejo: Sacarme de encima a ese extraño hombre.
Yo pensé que era un gatito sexual, él pensó que era un oso.
PrisioneroEnArgentina.com
Enero 26, 2022
43 thoughts on “Una historia que debería permanecer en secreto”
I was eating out a friend of mine at her house while her mom in the other room. Eat her for about an hour straight. When I was leaving her mom gave us a smile and said “sounds like you had a little fun time”
One time, me and an ex-boyfriend were all alone in the choir room downstairs of our high school. We were cleaning out the cage where our school kept band instruments and such, and we had finished early. So why not? Long story short, he got way too into it, and clipped his “thingy” against my braces. He cut his you knew what horrendously, and he was the QB in our HS team. He couldn’t play until his manhood healed.
My first serious lover and I discovered the joys of cybersex and my lover’s mom unfortunately looked through the phone and discovered some sexy text messages and hated me from then on, claiming that I “ruined her offspring” and that I was a “devil child”. I felt so awful, but it’s thanks to people like you Vida, that I realize that there is no shame in being sexual.
I was with a with a partner once long long time ago and we were having a rather spirited love making session. Now I had a bit of a hole in my sheet (not a euphemism) and I noticed that my foot was caught in it – but things were going to well for me to care just then. So we continue to go at it and just when I was about to climax I heard the sheet rip.So I am still on top of her, we are both drenched in sweat and breathing heavy when I look at her and say “Damn! I think I made that hole bigger!” It wasn’t until I saw the look of absolute mortification on her face that I realized she was not aware of the hole in the sheet and thought I was referring to… ummmm… something else…
Una vez mis padres estaban teniendo sexo (escuché gemidos en la otra habitación) y de repente escuché a mi mamá comenzar a gritar como loca durante 2 minutos.
Vida, you are awesome. This is what I love about you. You are not afraid to show that humans are flawed! The subjects you cover are so taboo in culture that some people never learn about them. You are helping educate the uneducated and diminish stigmas. You had helped so many people and I love you for it.
Hace mucho tiempo, much antes de conocer a Oscar, mi marido, estaba envuelta en una relación con alguien con quien no debería haber tenido. Esto no se debe a que fuera un delincuente o mala persna, sino que era muy particular. Muy restringidopr sumadre, dueño de una fobia espeluznante a todo ser vivo, desde bacterias hasta animales, y estando bajo el radar de su tirana madre, nos escabullíamos solo para encontrarnos. Yo tenía 18 o 19 años. Él, cercano a los treinta. En una oprtunidad debió viajar a Colorado para retirar las propiedades de una cabaña en la que vivía su tía y poner esta edificación a la venta, ya que su tía se mudaba con su hija. Decidimos ir juntos. Estábamos alojados en la
casa muy fresca, rústica, con chimeneas, el tipo de lugar en el que las puertas están cerradas con llave porque hay osos merodeando en los alrededores.
Estábamos durmiendo en habitaciones separadas, pero en medio de la noche decido, muy inusualmente para mí, ser aventurada.
Así que comencé a pensar que soy una gatita súper sexual, me pongo nada más que una bata de baño y me meto a escondidas en su habitación. Me quito la bata y me meto debajo de las sábanas, donde está dormido, y me subo encima de él, con la intención de despertarlo en medio de la noche y encarnar a esta mujer de fantasía sexualmente aventurera que he creado en mi cabeza.
Entonces se despierta sobresaltado, grita y me empuja fuera de la cama porque, como me explicó más tarde, el pensó que se trataba de un oso.
Este momento estelar fue seguido por una gran confusión de su parte (es decir, “¿Qué estás haciendo? ¿Por qué estás aquí?“, no es exactamente el escenario de mis sueños) y luego yo me escondí debajo de la cama desnuda durante unos 15 minutos humillada y por si acaso, un oso apareciera. Su tía vino a ver de qué se trataba el grito y el golpe fuerte que ocasionó mi caída. Aunque el sonido de mi ego desinflándose puede haber sido más fuerte. Fue esta gran señora que me cobijó con su bata y con un grandísimo consejo: Sacarme de encima a ese extraño hombre.
Yo pensé que era un gatito sexual, él pensó que era un oso.
PrisioneroEnArgentina.com
Enero 26, 2022
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CommentA gentleman can’t tell…
Nothing too bad, but my SO’s girlfriend’s mom walked in on us one time having sex
What is “SO” ?
Significant Other
so confusing
Indeed
the mom of his girlfriend’s girlfriend…?
LOL you are the best, gurl
Oh Girl, you are a trip… :0
made me chuckle 🙂
También en el medio del apoliyo
I was eating out a friend of mine at her house while her mom in the other room. Eat her for about an hour straight. When I was leaving her mom gave us a smile and said “sounds like you had a little fun time”
Literally in fits of laughter about your story because it actually happens things like that
You cracked me up, girl.
This reminds me the time we my BF and I were camping
He tried to scare me, and I hit him with a fishing pole.
One time, me and an ex-boyfriend were all alone in the choir room downstairs of our high school. We were cleaning out the cage where our school kept band instruments and such, and we had finished early. So why not? Long story short, he got way too into it, and clipped his “thingy” against my braces. He cut his you knew what horrendously, and he was the QB in our HS team. He couldn’t play until his manhood healed.
T.M.I.
Oh mine
Si yo cuento mis historias todas mis ex novias me cualgan del obelisco.
My first serious lover and I discovered the joys of cybersex and my lover’s mom unfortunately looked through the phone and discovered some sexy text messages and hated me from then on, claiming that I “ruined her offspring” and that I was a “devil child”. I felt so awful, but it’s thanks to people like you Vida, that I realize that there is no shame in being sexual.
I was with a with a partner once long long time ago and we were having a rather spirited love making session. Now I had a bit of a hole in my sheet (not a euphemism) and I noticed that my foot was caught in it – but things were going to well for me to care just then. So we continue to go at it and just when I was about to climax I heard the sheet rip.So I am still on top of her, we are both drenched in sweat and breathing heavy when I look at her and say “Damn! I think I made that hole bigger!” It wasn’t until I saw the look of absolute mortification on her face that I realized she was not aware of the hole in the sheet and thought I was referring to… ummmm… something else…
Hahaha You shoulda growl like a bear
Yo hubiera pensado lo mismo…
Una vez mis padres estaban teniendo sexo (escuché gemidos en la otra habitación) y de repente escuché a mi mamá comenzar a gritar como loca durante 2 minutos.
Un idolo total tu padre…
El viejo es el macho argentino !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is too much 🙂
Îmi plac aceste povești sexuale amuzante. Ele arată adevărata natură umană
Bueno, el pobre se equivoco..che
I don’t blame him LOL
Vida, you are awesome. This is what I love about you. You are not afraid to show that humans are flawed! The subjects you cover are so taboo in culture that some people never learn about them. You are helping educate the uneducated and diminish stigmas. You had helped so many people and I love you for it.
I think Society has shown over thousands and thousands and thousands of years that we are all flawed
Saddly, that’s so true, Declan.
Thank you so much, Chick.
Love your hairstyle BTW
I don’t see why this is embarrassing…
It’s just fuckin’ hilarious 🙂
Thanks, Mammie 🙂
Ese tipo es tan pelotudo que en mi barrio saben como le diriamos?
EL PELOTUDO
Hi Juango… I didn’t have the chance to see “it”… honestly…
Well… at least you didn’t marry this guy…
And I married Oscar…. what a consolation prize! LOL
Vida Bolt, eres una sexópata.
Ha ha ha ha… 🙂 You are so right….
(As the matter of fact… I am !!!!) 🙂
I am right there with ya.