El pastafarianismo, oficialmente conocida como la Iglesia del Prodigioso Monstruo de Spaghetti Volador, es una religión fundada en 2005 por el profeta Bobby Henderson, debido a una protesta contra la decisión de la Junta de Educación de Kansas de enseñar el creacionismo en los cursos de ciencias, como una alternativa al teoría de la evolución
Según el dogma del “Libro Sagrado de los Prodigiosos Espaguetis Voladores” la creación se produjo durante una embriaguez de la divinidad y esto justificaría la imperfección de la creación.
Los seguidores se definen como “piratas” y como toda religión tiene principios y reglas: hay que seguir las tablas de los 8 condimentos, el día sagrado es el viernes y el paraíso es una especie de volcán del que hace erupción cerveza encima del cual hay una fábrica de striptease mientras que el infierno es parecido, pero con cerveza rancia y gente con enfermedades venéreas.
El código de conducta de los pastafaris exige terminar las oraciones con “ramen” (1) y no faltan malas palabras, como “dioscotto” (2).
A pesar de ser una fe de carácter paródico, ha sido reconocida como religión en algunos estados, como Holanda y Nueva Zelanda y en 2011 el empresario austriaco Niko Alm recibió autorización de la oficina de transportes de Viena para poder conducir un Foto de pasaporte con un colador en la cabeza, considerado como un tocado usado por motivos religiosos.
(1) El ramen es un plato de sopa de fideos japonés que ha ganado popularidad no sólo en Japón sino también en todo el mundo. Consiste en fideos de trigo al estilo chino (conocidos como chūkamen) servidos en un sabroso caldo.
(2) Dioscotto es un Dios menor, como en estrella, estrella menor, además, una forma más amigable de decir Dios.
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Jed Carlyle
1 year ago
Poor Joe
Hot Stuff
1 year ago
He can’t even talk right and people think he’s a great presidential candidate
Mark Axos
1 year ago
America has fallen.
Craig Carter
1 year ago
He is not fit
Jessica Schneider
1 year ago
Is he or The Donald… let’s face it
Tina Barry
1 year ago
It is our voters fault for electing anyone in their late 70’s, things can turn at anytime for that age for anyone. on the other hand, we have… Trump! God help us!
How is nothing being done about this? We all see it, we all know it’s a thing. Why is nothing being done?
Rick Mackenna
1 year ago
Just sad and angering.
ROB NEWMAN
1 year ago
Everyone knows exactly how badly he is and has declined
Inception
1 year ago
This summer I had a widow maker heart attack along with congestive heart failure. I require oxygen 24/7 for the rest of my life. I am on 2 different blood thinners along with 2 meds to keep my stints open. I now have a lot of limitations and would not be able to even do a job that requires minimal stress. I sure couldn’t run a country.
Kevin Milone
1 year ago
whatever happened to the Twenty-fifth amendment? It must have been repealed since a couple of years ago
James R. Edhorn
1 year ago
Well, I will vote for a cat before voting for Trump
Walt Einsenman
1 year ago
Gavin Newsom knows very well that Joe’s fading fast, and he’ll not even finish this term, but he doesn’t want to be that guy, the one that has to run against Joe, people might resent him for it, besides, he can’t bad mouth Joe’s policies, his aren’t any different
Oh Man
1 year ago
His career paid for by taxpayers and he’s always lacked scruples and honesty. Then came this derangement from above. The chief babykiller pusher in history.
storm temple
1 year ago
Saddest, weakest, most incoherent, pathetic Potus in my lifetime
Houser Tyler
1 year ago
He is too old for Yentl lol
Dark Knight
1 year ago
He is doing quite okay for an experimental zombie.
He has to keep it together long enough to defeat Crazy Trump.
Nick Adamson
1 year ago
It’s like I told George Washninington back in high school, “Gerogie,” I said, “why don’t we get some flagons of ale, go down to the girls swimmin’ hole, and get our sniff on?” Well, Ol’ Georgie looks at me and says, “Joey, they’re gonna get you, one day, and haul you off to prison.” Well I looked back at him and said, “No way, pal. I’m a Bliding, and Biderns don’t go to person! I’ll take you out behind the gymnagazius, bub! Just then Corn Pop showed up with Granpop, and they said, “Hey, Joey, this is what love looks like!” and they sat down and started to kiss. Then, they said they wanted to get married, but I said, “Marriage is between a man and a girl! Like the Bile says! Even if yer Black ’cause ya voted fer me, you can’t get married!” Just then, some cockroach kids came out from the Black jungle, and they started rubbin’ my legs. Man, oh, man… well… I better stop. I’m gonna get in trouble.
Sarah Conlon
1 year ago
If he wants to win in November, he has to shut his mouth.
Ww have to decide if we want a man with cognitive problems or a psychopath in the white house…
Neal Bamwaugh
1 year ago
Honestly, I think it’s not lawful for people in his condition to sign legal documents! All of his executive orders and judge appointments should be null and void
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El pastafarianismo, oficialmente conocida como la Iglesia del Prodigioso Monstruo de Spaghetti Volador, es una religión fundada en 2005 por el profeta Bobby Henderson, debido a una protesta contra la decisión de la Junta de Educación de Kansas de enseñar el creacionismo en los cursos de ciencias, como una alternativa al teoría de la evolución
Según el dogma del “Libro Sagrado de los Prodigiosos Espaguetis Voladores” la creación se produjo durante una embriaguez de la divinidad y esto justificaría la imperfección de la creación.
Los seguidores se definen como “piratas” y como toda religión tiene principios y reglas: hay que seguir las tablas de los 8 condimentos, el día sagrado es el viernes y el paraíso es una especie de volcán del que hace erupción cerveza encima del cual hay una fábrica de striptease mientras que el infierno es parecido, pero con cerveza rancia y gente con enfermedades venéreas.
El código de conducta de los pastafaris exige terminar las oraciones con “ramen” (1) y no faltan malas palabras, como “dioscotto” (2).
A pesar de ser una fe de carácter paródico, ha sido reconocida como religión en algunos estados, como Holanda y Nueva Zelanda y en 2011 el empresario austriaco Niko Alm recibió autorización de la oficina de transportes de Viena para poder conducir un Foto de pasaporte con un colador en la cabeza, considerado como un tocado usado por motivos religiosos.
(1) El ramen es un plato de sopa de fideos japonés que ha ganado popularidad no sólo en Japón sino también en todo el mundo. Consiste en fideos de trigo al estilo chino (conocidos como chūkamen) servidos en un sabroso caldo.
(2) Dioscotto es un Dios menor, como en estrella, estrella menor, además, una forma más amigable de decir Dios.
PrisioneroEnArgentina.com
Junio 1, 2024
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Poor Joe
He can’t even talk right and people think he’s a great presidential candidate
America has fallen.
He is not fit
Is he or The Donald… let’s face it
It is our voters fault for electing anyone in their late 70’s, things can turn at anytime for that age for anyone. on the other hand, we have… Trump! God help us!
How is nothing being done about this? We all see it, we all know it’s a thing. Why is nothing being done?
Just sad and angering.
Everyone knows exactly how badly he is and has declined
This summer I had a widow maker heart attack along with congestive heart failure. I require oxygen 24/7 for the rest of my life. I am on 2 different blood thinners along with 2 meds to keep my stints open. I now have a lot of limitations and would not be able to even do a job that requires minimal stress. I sure couldn’t run a country.
whatever happened to the Twenty-fifth amendment? It must have been repealed since a couple of years ago
Well, I will vote for a cat before voting for Trump
Gavin Newsom knows very well that Joe’s fading fast, and he’ll not even finish this term, but he doesn’t want to be that guy, the one that has to run against Joe, people might resent him for it, besides, he can’t bad mouth Joe’s policies, his aren’t any different
His career paid for by taxpayers and he’s always lacked scruples and honesty.
Then came this derangement from above. The chief babykiller pusher in history.
Saddest, weakest, most incoherent, pathetic Potus in my lifetime
He is too old for Yentl lol
He is doing quite okay for an experimental zombie.
LOL
He IS a RBOT
He has to keep it together long enough to defeat Crazy Trump.
It’s like I told George Washninington back in high school, “Gerogie,” I said, “why don’t we get some flagons of ale, go down to the girls swimmin’ hole, and get our sniff on?” Well, Ol’ Georgie looks at me and says, “Joey, they’re gonna get you, one day, and haul you off to prison.” Well I looked back at him and said, “No way, pal. I’m a Bliding, and Biderns don’t go to person! I’ll take you out behind the gymnagazius, bub! Just then Corn Pop showed up with Granpop, and they said, “Hey, Joey, this is what love looks like!” and they sat down and started to kiss. Then, they said they wanted to get married, but I said, “Marriage is between a man and a girl! Like the Bile says! Even if yer Black ’cause ya voted fer me, you can’t get married!” Just then, some cockroach kids came out from the Black jungle, and they started rubbin’ my legs. Man, oh, man… well… I better stop. I’m gonna get in trouble.
If he wants to win in November, he has to shut his mouth.
Good advice
He should have been in a care home years ago
Ww have to decide if we want a man with cognitive problems or a psychopath in the white house…
Honestly, I think it’s not lawful for people in his condition to sign legal documents! All of his executive orders and judge appointments should be null and void