Estaba sola en casa y tomando una ducha larga, relajante y placentera (Esas en las cuales una se da los gustos solo cuando la casa está deshabitada. Después de la ducha fui a mi habitación para secarme y vestirme. En ese procediemiento me econtraba cuando, de repente, la puerta de mi habitación se abre del todo y hay un bombero con su equipo. Tomé la toalla, la envolví alrededor de mi cuerpo y dije que saldría en un segundo.
Me puse unos pantalones cortos de mi esposo y una remera de baseball, salí al pasillo donde estaba el bombero y vi a otro al pie de las escaleras. El primero, aquel que me vió sin ropas, pese a ser un muchachito negro, estaba pálido. Trató de disculparse, pero, tratando de olvidar ese momento, pregunté qué estaba pasando y dijeron que nuestra compañía de alarmas los llamó porque uno de nuestros detectores de humo se activó y cuando llamaron a la casa para corroborar esto, si era un incendio real, nadie contestó.
Les dije que me estaba duchando y no escuché el detector de humo, ni el teléfono.
Ese fue el día en que aprendí que si suficiente vapor de la ducha llega a un detector de humo, podría activarlo. El detector de humo de mi habitación estaba a un pie de la puerta de mi baño. Me había olvidado de encender el ventilador que succiona el vapor.
Me pregunté qué habría pasado si la puerta del garaje hubiera estado cerrada y la puerta principal también estuviera cerrada y asegurada, ¿la habrían derribado para entrar? No les dije a mi familia cuando llegaron a casa, pero les comenté sobre el succionador de vapor y el efecto sobre alarmas (Esgrimí que lo había leído en una revista).
Una semana más tarde, recibimos el informe mensual de la compañía de alarma que detalla el incidente desde el momento en que recibieron la alarma hasta el momento en que llamaron a la casa y luego cuando notificaron al departamento de bomberos. Mi esposo quería saber exactamente qué estaba haciendo y qué causó todo esto y cuando le expliqué que simplemente me había duchado sin escuchar sonido alguno, se rió y dijo: “Bueno, ya sabes. De ahora en más trata de no asustar a los pobres bomberos”.
Me pregunto cuánto se habrían reído si hubieran regresado a casa y hubieran visto que la puerta principal había sido pateada o destrozada y luego hubieran recibido una factura del departamento de bomberos por una falsa alarma. No creo que Oscar, mi marido, hubiera bromeado.
Pero aprendí una gran lección. De aquí en más, llevo una muda de ropa al baño, y allí me visto.
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Un paio di settimane fa sono andata in un negozio per comprare della biancheria intima e una delle pareti del camerino è letteralmente crollata. Per fortuna il negozio era vuoto e la commessa che mi ha assistito ha raccolto velocemente le assi cadute dal camerino.
Soy madre soltera y recientemente estoy saliendo con un muchacho que por primera vez se quedó en mi casa. Mi hijo fue a pedirme agua a medianoche. No sabiamos como exlicarle que Jonatan estaba durmiendo con su mami… Dios!!! Nunca jamas de los jamases.
Another time, for a little while in my early 20’s, I took Paxil. One side effect was that it was very difficult to cum. We’d be going for so long, to the point where my wife would tell me to wrap it up or stop because she was getting raw. Well one time, we’re going at it, and I felt that I was close. Told her I was close, and she said to pull out and finish on her stomach. So once I was just there, I pull out, only to piss all over her. After the initial shock of just receiving a golden shower, she just started laughing. Somewhat surprising, she still lets me do things to her with my penis.
Ex-girlfriend had two nightstands on either side of her bed. We kept a small bottle of lube on one all the time. One week when I came over I was doing my thing , impaling her with all my strength. I decided to lube up, so I do my normal routine and grab the lube off the nightstand. ‘OHHHH shit fuck shit!’ I yelled at the top of my lungs. I turn the lights on and notice she had a small bottle of hand sanitizer next to the lube. A healthy dose of hand sanitizer on your manhood stings very much. We had a good laugh and decided to take a break and try again later on. Later on that night , I managed to grab the hand sani again
This one girl I started hooking up with liked to call me daddy during sex. Well the one time we had had sex in her house she started to call me daddy as usual. Her dad hears her though and runs up the stairs, knocks on her door, and tries to come in an ask if everything was all right. Thankfully the door was locked but she said yeah, no, everything is OK. Never again did I have sex in her house with her parents home.
In HS this really dorky kid challenged this drill sargent wannabe teacher we had, saying he could do 20 push ups easily. To put it simply, kid was not fit. He was very lanky and clearly had no muscle. I really don’t believe that before that day he had ever attempted a push up in his life. He drops to the ground with an insane amount of blind confidence and goes to do a push up. He gets halfway into the first push up, and his body makes this really loud multiple-joints-cracking sound. He struggled for another second and then i guess the strain caused him to pass gas very loudly, then fall flat on his face. He grunted and laid there for a second before getting off the floor. I was laughing so hard our teacher told me to leave the room. I had tears running down my face.
I saw my neighbor get a pizza delivery from two pizza guys (one must have been training) and he must have tried to say “have a great night” and “thanks guys” at the same time and ended up saying “have a great gays!” and the two guys just stopped and looked and my neighbor just shut his door and that neighbor was actually me
Im making over $13k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do.
I was in a similar situation, my cousin girlfriend followed me home one night after drinking. I took a shower and I forgot she was there. Lucky me, she does not remember shit.
Something like that happened to me last year. I was changing clothes by the swimming-pool bathroom, and I didn’t realize one of the doors was a glass door. Everybody started clapping at me outside.
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Estaba sola en casa y tomando una ducha larga, relajante y placentera (Esas en las cuales una se da los gustos solo cuando la casa está deshabitada. Después de la ducha fui a mi habitación para secarme y vestirme. En ese procediemiento me econtraba cuando, de repente, la puerta de mi habitación se abre del todo y hay un bombero con su equipo. Tomé la toalla, la envolví alrededor de mi cuerpo y dije que saldría en un segundo.
Me puse unos pantalones cortos de mi esposo y una remera de baseball, salí al pasillo donde estaba el bombero y vi a otro al pie de las escaleras. El primero, aquel que me vió sin ropas, pese a ser un muchachito negro, estaba pálido. Trató de disculparse, pero, tratando de olvidar ese momento, pregunté qué estaba pasando y dijeron que nuestra compañía de alarmas los llamó porque uno de nuestros detectores de humo se activó y cuando llamaron a la casa para corroborar esto, si era un incendio real, nadie contestó.
Les dije que me estaba duchando y no escuché el detector de humo, ni el teléfono.
Ese fue el día en que aprendí que si suficiente vapor de la ducha llega a un detector de humo, podría activarlo. El detector de humo de mi habitación estaba a un pie de la puerta de mi baño. Me había olvidado de encender el ventilador que succiona el vapor.
Me pregunté qué habría pasado si la puerta del garaje hubiera estado cerrada y la puerta principal también estuviera cerrada y asegurada, ¿la habrían derribado para entrar? No les dije a mi familia cuando llegaron a casa, pero les comenté sobre el succionador de vapor y el efecto sobre alarmas (Esgrimí que lo había leído en una revista).
Una semana más tarde, recibimos el informe mensual de la compañía de alarma que detalla el incidente desde el momento en que recibieron la alarma hasta el momento en que llamaron a la casa y luego cuando notificaron al departamento de bomberos. Mi esposo quería saber exactamente qué estaba haciendo y qué causó todo esto y cuando le expliqué que simplemente me había duchado sin escuchar sonido alguno, se rió y dijo: “Bueno, ya sabes. De ahora en más trata de no asustar a los pobres bomberos”.
Me pregunto cuánto se habrían reído si hubieran regresado a casa y hubieran visto que la puerta principal había sido pateada o destrozada y luego hubieran recibido una factura del departamento de bomberos por una falsa alarma. No creo que Oscar, mi marido, hubiera bromeado.
Pero aprendí una gran lección. De aquí en más, llevo una muda de ropa al baño, y allí me visto.
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Un paio di settimane fa sono andata in un negozio per comprare della biancheria intima e una delle pareti del camerino è letteralmente crollata. Per fortuna il negozio era vuoto e la commessa che mi ha assistito ha raccolto velocemente le assi cadute dal camerino.
Me equivoque de profesion.
Mi hermana estaba en el garage lavando su ropa en paños menores y mi viejo levanto el porton. ufff
Mi tia estaba haciendo lo mismo y yo abri el porton.
Las pesadillas todavia me persiguen.
¿Que tal estaba la tia?
I can’t even imagine.
I met the ex’s mom and grandmother for the first time ever while deep-throating her.
My 13 years old daughter walked on my room while my hubby and I… well… I am sure we will laugh about it someday. But not any day soon.
Soy madre soltera y recientemente estoy saliendo con un muchacho que por primera vez se quedó en mi casa. Mi hijo fue a pedirme agua a medianoche. No sabiamos como exlicarle que Jonatan estaba durmiendo con su mami… Dios!!! Nunca jamas de los jamases.
My stepmom saw me naked one day.
We never talked about tat.
His foreskin caught in my braces and we have to call his sister to help us.
That is disgusting
OMG!!!! A really weird situation
Another time, for a little while in my early 20’s, I took Paxil. One side effect was that it was very difficult to cum. We’d be going for so long, to the point where my wife would tell me to wrap it up or stop because she was getting raw. Well one time, we’re going at it, and I felt that I was close. Told her I was close, and she said to pull out and finish on her stomach. So once I was just there, I pull out, only to piss all over her. After the initial shock of just receiving a golden shower, she just started laughing. Somewhat surprising, she still lets me do things to her with my penis.
That is very explicit and… disgusting? but really funny.
Whatever it takes, Rory!
Ex-girlfriend had two nightstands on either side of her bed. We kept a small bottle of lube on one all the time. One week when I came over I was doing my thing , impaling her with all my strength. I decided to lube up, so I do my normal routine and grab the lube off the nightstand. ‘OHHHH shit fuck shit!’ I yelled at the top of my lungs. I turn the lights on and notice she had a small bottle of hand sanitizer next to the lube. A healthy dose of hand sanitizer on your manhood stings very much. We had a good laugh and decided to take a break and try again later on. Later on that night , I managed to grab the hand sani again
This one girl I started hooking up with liked to call me daddy during sex. Well the one time we had had sex in her house she started to call me daddy as usual. Her dad hears her though and runs up the stairs, knocks on her door, and tries to come in an ask if everything was all right. Thankfully the door was locked but she said yeah, no, everything is OK. Never again did I have sex in her house with her parents home.
There was this one time I was with a girl in my bedroom and my mom walked in bringing my clean clothes…
I am still traumatized.
I can relate to that. My mom wlaked on me when I was with my first bf ever.
In HS this really dorky kid challenged this drill sargent wannabe teacher we had, saying he could do 20 push ups easily. To put it simply, kid was not fit. He was very lanky and clearly had no muscle. I really don’t believe that before that day he had ever attempted a push up in his life. He drops to the ground with an insane amount of blind confidence and goes to do a push up. He gets halfway into the first push up, and his body makes this really loud multiple-joints-cracking sound. He struggled for another second and then i guess the strain caused him to pass gas very loudly, then fall flat on his face. He grunted and laid there for a second before getting off the floor. I was laughing so hard our teacher told me to leave the room. I had tears running down my face.
I saw my neighbor get a pizza delivery from two pizza guys (one must have been training) and he must have tried to say “have a great night” and “thanks guys” at the same time and ended up saying “have a great gays!” and the two guys just stopped and looked and my neighbor just shut his door and that neighbor was actually me
ha ha ha “and that neighbor was actually me.” I am so sorry for laughing but that’s hilarious
Yeah,
It is always “somebody else”
La proxima que me llamen a mi
Que risa!
Hola Bolt, cuanto tiempo sin saber de tu vida y aventuras .
私は出発を制御するために警告を発します。 あなたは、死の瞬間を待ち望んでいます。 あなたの人生は私にとって最高の人生です。
私が12歳のとき、家のエアコンに事故が起こり、裸で庭に逃げました。 私の学校の友達はみんな歩道で遊んでいた。
Im making over $13k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do.
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Why this things never happened to me???
Oh, you wouldn’t like to be in that awkward situation, believe me!
I was in a similar situation, my cousin girlfriend followed me home one night after drinking.
I took a shower and I forgot she was there.
Lucky me, she does not remember shit.
What happens in your apartment, stays in your apartment,LOL
O damn! that’s so embarrassing I’m sorry Vida mistakes happens . I hope you are okay now .
Hi Tommy, It;’s been a journey… but is all good. Thanks 🙂
Glad to hear that. 🙂
OMG! What a moment!
Tell me about it. Merry Xmas!
Something like that happened to me last year. I was changing clothes by the swimming-pool bathroom, and I didn’t realize one of the doors was a glass door. Everybody started clapping at me outside.
OMG! You put a show for them LOL 🙂
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