Seguro de secuestro extraterrestre

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La mayoría de la gente conoce y debe adquirir los seguros de automóvil, de salud y de vivienda. Algunas celebridades incluso aseguran partes del cuerpo, como las piernas, mayormente en deportistas, o las cuerdas vocales en el caso de cantantes. Los fotógrafos obtienen su equipo asegurado y los artistas pueden asegurar sus pinturas. Luego, hay algunas personas que obtienen un seguro para una abducción extraterrestre.

La primera forma de seguro de abducción extraterrestre se documentó en 1987. El propietario de UFO Abduction Insurance Co., con sede en Florida, Mike St. Lawrence, dijo que vio una oportunidad para el seguro de abducción extraterrestre cuando vio que no estaba cubierto en su póliza de propietario de vivienda.

La compra de una prima de por vida de U$29.95 le otorgará una póliza de $10 millones de dólares que cubre atención psiquiátrica y cobertura de sarcasmo. Un reclamo exitoso requiere la firma de un extranjero que estaba a bordo del OVNI durante el secuestro. Esto parece una estafa natural, pero algunas personas lo creen. Especialmente St. Lawrence.

“No puedes obtener lo que hacemos”, dijo St. Lawrence durante una entrevista sobre su nueva empresa comercial, “a menos que obtengas lo que hacemos”.

Los miembros de Heaven’s Gate, el infame culto que hizo que muchas personas se suicidaran con la esperanza de volver a sus cuerpos extraterrestres durante un cometa, firmaron un seguro de abducción extraterrestre. La póliza pagaría U$ 1 millón por hasta 50 miembros del grupo en caso de secuestro, embarazo o muerte por parte de extraterrestres.

Naturalmente, no ha habido evidencia de que se haya pagado una reclamación de seguro.

 

PrisioneroEnArgentina.com

Setiembre 29, 2022

 

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